Things a Toddler Says

To celebrate Earth Day we had a picnic in the park to avoid using lights and the oven to cook. We used Tupperware to contain the food so that we wouldn't use plastic bags for our vegetable wraps.

Desi is wearing a dress. As we are walking to the park, she is lifting her dress all the way up to her chest.

Me: Please put your dress down.
Her: But I'm nursing the snowman.

Where did she come up with that one?