Things a Toddler Say

[After going potty.]
M: Potty is like soup!
Me: Potty is like soup?
M: Yes, soup is like carrots.
Me: Carrot soup?
M: No pea soup. (is this her first pun?)
M: B and I are peas. B pea and M pea.

Uh remind me not to eat her soup.