Minaisms

She puts a hanger around her torso. "Look Mommy, I'm Saturn!"

Yesterday while driving to see some friends. "Who wants to smell my feet? Free samples!"

After her Daddy telling her his secret that he farted.
M: I farted in dance class
Daddy: Did it smell bad?
M: No, it smelled pretty!

While riding around the car.
M: I love you.
Daddy: I love you too!
M: I was talking to me!

After relating the story to my sister, she says, "I was talking to you, Ivy!"